I'LL SHOW YOU MINE IF YOU SHOW ME YOURS - Lady Agatha vs.a bogus Chinese banker SPANDAU BALLET - Harold Stassen as an ex-Wehrmacht officer vs.- a "church" offers a loan to Odin-worshipper Eliza Dane BE A GOOD GIRL ALWAYS - 'contract killer' tries to frighten a child (Conor O'Prolite) IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE SEND THE MONEY - "Lewd" Noogie starts a defense fund for a church DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY! RAF Squadron Leader BLEAK LAD - Lads try to fleece Tom Jarndyce COME ON FEEL THE ILLINOISE!
Whytes gets a mean phone call from a scammer BORN TO RULE - leadership lessons from Mal Reynolds (USMC, Ret.) EAT MY SHIRTS - the Lads order t-shirts from Raynaz LET US FURGE ON - Mikhail Stroganov vs. A MINT ON THE PILLOW - Sir Marmite Luny-Binns receives a hotel reservation request PICTURE THIS - oily proposition from a "Japanese" Lad (Bulgaria 1, Nigeria 0 at halftime) WITH GOD ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE - Aggie Nostick's scammer is in touch with the Almighty THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING ERNESTO - Goth chick Eliza Dane, a drama in two acts SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES - Agent Tossov finds that all that glitters is not gold PUSH IT GOOD - Porn star Stevieperv Rammer recruits a Lad A PRINCESS IS A DELICATE THING - orphaned princess meets Lady Fapina Tyuksar A BRIDGET TOO FAR - Randy Rimmer vs.
a South African World Cup Bid official (not) THE UNICORN FARMER - scammers selling unicorns - for you, special price! a hippo-molester YOUR UTTERANCE IS REPREHENSIBLE - Dr.
Other versions of the scam play on your charity, loneliness, or naiveté (you can't win a lottery you didn't enter! Orphan, cancer patient, dead bank customer, phony job offer, overpayment with a cashier's check... Although 419ers have their own style, their emails, which smack of political satire, contain elements harking back to 19th century European literature. a struggling student with alien abduction issues YOU ARE NOTING BUT A FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL - Lou Al Sindor is anything but. THE BAIT THAT WOULDN'T DIE - Lou Sindor's five-month foray against phony bankers (another "we owe you money you've been scammed out of" scam OOZING CAPITAL - Rabbi Ben Zona in a "we owe you money you've been scammed out of" scam THINGS OF THE EARTH ARE CANAL - Beau D'Acious vs a Solomon Islands cancer victim SHARP AS AN ECHIDNA - Sheila the koala farmer looks for love in all the wrong places OIL ON TROUBLED WATERS - scammer poses as political militant MANY A SLIP 'TWIST CUP AND LIP - Charles Farnes-Barnes receives a grant! DEAR LANDLORD - Wheelchair-bound Lovey Howell answers bogus rental ad (updated april 29) NOT IN THE CARDS - Filthy Mc Nasty and an ATM card loaded with moolah! FINAL FALLACY - Sephiroth Crescent versus scammers - and Strife! A MESSAGE TO YOU RUDY - Naz tries to help an orphan claim his inheritance ONE LUMPUR OR TWO?
SOCIAL ENGINEERING - Lonslo Tossov hears from a lonely scammer TOUGH GIG - Billy Bob stands to make a mint - for the price of a 120GB drive THE OGONI AND THE ECSTASY - send a cow and some kola nuts - or just cash - a Cammy White tale SLAM DUNK - Scammer lectures Lou Al Sindor about charity LICKED - Short, very funny, not safe for work WHITE MISCHIEF - the Lads meet Whitey Bulger GO LOKO - Frank Larzlo makes a lovely Western Union form O BROTHER WHEREFORE ART THOU - Nathan Detroit spurns graft IT DIDN'T JELL - in a change of pace, Lonslo Tossov meets a nice Russian girl I WILL USE MY AFRICA NATIVE JUJU TO KILL YOU THERE IN YOUR COUNTRY - Mal Reynolds tries to help a scammer come out of the closet ALL THAT JAZZ - Filthy Mc Nasty returns to claim secret boxes of cash at the airport! a Cancer Victim (updated) WANKER REDUX - A new Arnold Wanker emerges, wielding a bottle of Jim Beam against scammers BLIND LUCK - Scammers offer to cure Lewd Noogie of his urges and he learns too late that you CAN go blind doing That. I ALWAYS GET TWO STUPID AMERICANS - or, if you're Noogie I'll be frank - a scammer lets her hair down SPURIOUS - Rabbi Ben Zona returns to deal with a Bank Director AS FRENCH AS I WANNA BE - Daughter of Laurent Gbagbo appeals for help - Anna De Meanour answers! THE FINAL VERDICT - Fake Korean banker versus Jack Kervorkian ALL IN THE CARDS - locksmith Gabriel Varden is offered a gift WHAT A CROC - Aussie Ted Bundee tries to help an orphan PLAYING IT COOL - Lewd Noogie vs. - Tushie Meshuganah tries to help a dying woman WHAT THE DICKENS - Solicitor Conversation Kenge receives a dubious proposition O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU - A priest marooned in the wilds of Wales needs help SCAMMING QUA SCAMMING - Harry Butkrak tries to help a widow REAL IN LOVE 4 U - Dr. Charlie Brown - a 'cascade' bait from the archives SHE'S JUST A GIRL WHO SAYS THAT I AM THE ONE - Lonslo Tossov & Cardinal Richelieu help an orphan ALL REET - Reverend Sir Charles Farnes-Barnes helps a cancer patient 21 GRAMS - fake movie producers invite Harry Butkrak to a red carpet event CONNECT THE DOTS - Lonely, rich Baybinda Woods hears from a nice young man A VERY SHORT LIFE SPERM - scammer with a tragic health issue vs. IT'S A SCAM - Witold Padarewski staves off the Lads CIAO BELLA, or VESTI LA MUGU - Cy Gezunt is the heir of Luciano Pavarotti MAGNUM FARCE - Lads based in Malaysia try to scam Willard Fong (a Naz adventure) SOMETHING SMELLS IN SWABIA - Wehrmacht veteran Harold Stassen undermines Lad morale YOUR GAME IS FAKE! pause for American-centric moment: counting down to the inauguration...
"But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, but My Father only" (Matf.24: 36); "...
And they shall prophecy: your sons and your daughters, your old men shall dream dreams, your young men shall see visions ...IAMBIC SCAMOMETER PITTSBURGH'S 419 LETTER WHICH NIGERIAN SPAMMER ARE YOU? Request for Urgent Business Relationship Son of Urgent Business Relationship Trust Fund for Alms and Ammunition We did over-inflate the contracts I am only trying my best not to be noticed by my government ... DO NOT ALLOW THE DEVIL STEAL YOUR JOY - Marty Mc Sorley, crooked attorney, vs. THE PAINFUL FACT or, Now You've Runed Everything - Goth supermodel Cammy White calls down the wrath of Freyja on a scammer - now with more jpegs! A MAN OF HIGHLY INTEGRITY - A moose stands betwen Nigel Ryan-Schama and a dead bank customer's riches I CAN KILL YOU IN SPIRIT - Lou Al S1nd0r's two-year joust with a fake ambassador! a scammer impersonating a science publication I ASK THAT WE SHOULD BURY THE HATCHET - Mal Reynolds vs one disposable Barrister after another IF YOU ARE STILL ALIVE - scammer vs. Scammer poses as teacher from old school HAND HELPS THE HAND TO MAKE IT CLEANER - Olamide needs money for a 'metal cutting machine' to open a Trunk Box - a Mal Reynolds bait HOSTEL WITNESS - Tushie Meshuganah & the Orphan's Inheritance (update) SOME DAYS YA CAN'T GIVE MONEY AWAY - Alotta Fosters in a 7-week chat with Eucharia Castle TAKE IT ON FAITH II - Nigel Ryan-Schama's four-month anguished love affair with Loveth Hutu SOMEONE'S LIFE IS ON THE LINE HERE - Lou receives a Lad's confession - updated with chat!419 HAIKU COMPETITION FLOOBLE SCAM RESPONSE GENERATOR 419 BAITER ADREIN JONES. and 120 others YOU'RE THE JOKER ROUND HERE - Mal Reynolds Skypes with a Dead Bank Customer banker NA NA HEY HEY KISS HIM GOODBYE - Koala rancher Sheila Bundee returns! A PRIVATE DICK - from the archives - somehow lost & resurrected - the Lads vs a genito-urinary surgeon. PRETTY VACANT - Youra Nassol versus the Fake Job Scam - you can trust him - he's got a Ph D A BOLT FROM THE BLUE - Camilla Parker fends off a combo "Lottery/FBI/The Nigerian Government owes you money" scam A PLEADING OF ORPHANS - Mal Reynolds versus five Lads, with recorded phone calls! - a two-month bait from Alotta Fosters, wealthy koala rancher I HAVE TO DO WHAT IS BEST FOR ME - Aesir-worshipping super-model Camille White chats with a phony priest A CASE OF PROBATE CANCER - a brief but tasty tidbit from Tushie INSERT SCAM HERE - Bro channels Vladimir Nabokov, saving up his pennies SMEAR IT ON - Brother Bro is too honest to accept a sudden windfall ALL ATRICLES ARE RECOMMENDED IN ACCONDERLY - The Lads come to Molokai! Retiree Lou Al S1ndor versus Lads on Acid (apparently) I DON'T LIKE IT TIMES TWO! (corrected link) PLEASE DON'T CALL ME AN IDIOT - Lou Al S1nd0r's crooked attorney battles with a scammer to rob Lou' GRUFFALO ROAM - secret agent Tossov vs. SAVING CAPTAIN WHITE - Roscoe & Cammy versus Imaginary Orphan - now with extra lolcats!A DARK MASS - do not offend the Priest of Pestilence! Featuring the Temple of the 7 stars of Golden Demon THE WIND OF DEAD HUMANS - Odin-worshipping photo model Cammy White chats with a fire and brimstone evangelistic scammer. IF YOU WANT TO SEND A MESSAGE, USE WESTERN UNION - Frank Larzlo, fruit exporter, seeks love with a scammer, but it ends with a Western Union flip-off QUIT MONKEYING AROUND - rental scammer finds potential tenant, whose pet is a traumatized ex-circus chimp - what could go wrong? AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS WHOLE LONG STORY - angry model Cammy White versus the FBI I AM VERY DISINCLINED - Lascivia Meretrix and solicitors, Kenge and Carboy, deal with a scam proposal (updated april 17) A BIT OF BOTHA - Rabbi Ben Zona juggles two scammers at once LYING WASTE - Sephiroth Crescent receives psychic transmissions from the spirit of President Omar Bongo LAST MINUTE WITHDRAWAL - Lonslo Tossov in a sticky situation with a "Chinese industrialist" HOLY ORDERS - Father Martin Voom recruits a scammer into the cult of Cha! Lonslo Tossov hears from a pretty lady ANGLOPHONY - Lady Groisse Schmekl doles out her particular brand of charity LOVE IS NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOU'RE A MUGU - Agent Tossov goes undercover as a custard magnate? Tushie Meshuganah THIS WILL NOT BE A DRILL - Agents Tossov and Ilichy vs. (updated July 15) DEAD MEN DON'T TALK - Entrepreneur Harry Butkrak makes his entree into scambaiting BIG WHEEL - Anna Demeanour and a transport minister I WANT BOTH OF US TO BE VICTORIOUS - Eliza Dane gets kinky to raise money ALL THAT GLITTERS IS NOT GOLD - Lewd Noogie and Weiner Crumbley love the same scammer YOU KNOW MY NAME, LOOK UP MY NUMBER - Lonslo Tossov (the flip-off! NIGHT OF THE STUPID DEAD LIVING CORPSE, a Bradley Morrihan adventure WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT HIS IDIOTNESS - Lewd Noogie fends off the FBI and the UN HAVE A LITTLE FAITH - a kindly genetic researcher wastes a scammer's time PUT UP YOUR DUKES - Richard III corrects a scammer's grammar see the right sidebar HOW NEE NOT - as Chinese as they wanna be (an Anna Demeanour tale) I AM HAVING TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING YOU - Reverend Wally Tightnuts II LAVA AT FIRST SIGHT - looking for love in the chat rooms - smileys can tell lies! de Sade, laughing all the way to the non-existent bank DON'T WAIST YOUR TIME - an orphan's inheritance (featuring Charles Farnes-Barnes) ATTILA THE LAD - the Lads try it on in Hungarian LOVE AT FIRST BYTE - Love on the Interweb - a chat session, with smileys THERE IS NO JOY - a great deal on horse vaccine (Arnold Wanker tale) ANOTHER GOLD-DIGGER - Witold Padarewski and a scammer's imaginary gold YOU ARE GOING ME NUTS, MR. - Lady Matilda Gottrocks finds love and Jeeves foils a scammer SLAPMUGUENCIA BANZAIA NERVOSA - a Robin Banks adventure YOU ARE A CHURCH RAT - Mal Reynolds doesn't like being jerked around, ok? enjoying...] APOSTROPHE NOW - Scammers target Esther Summerson - their prospects are bleak FRESH - the Lads mix it up with Beatrice Crocker TO EACH HIS DULCINEA - death threat, butchered French & Spanish (Conoro Oprolite) A HALF-BAKED PROPOSAL - Tushie Meshuganah inherits a fortune NO GOOD END - Dr.NO AMOUNT IS TOO SMALL - Lads raise money for flood victims in Pakistan (not) A LOAN AGAIN - Arnold Wanker gets a loan offer from a scammer YABA DABBA DOO!!! ) BRAVE NEW WORLD - A 'scientist at CERN' warns Lewd Noogie about a black hole SOMETIMES A ROSE IS NOT A ROSE - Mal Reynolds is back! NOOGIE - Lewd Noogie and his barrister, Idi Amin, versus the "FBI" AWAKE AND SING - Dr. Runny Schitz, proctologist, takes on a scammer PLEASE LEAVE THE CHIPMUNKS ALONE - Joe Smith gets a death threat GOT ROCKS?THE SPAM VICTIM STRIKES BACK SCAMARELLA SCAMBAITER HAVEN SCAMBUSTER 419 SNATCHBEAST: THE LOVE OF AZEEZ SNOW AND SPAM TIMOTHY MILES' LOVE STORY WARM FUSION WHAT'S THE BLOODY POINT POINTERS FOR SCAM BAITERS (ongoing) 419 EATER ARTISTS AGAINST 419 ARNAQUE AU LOGEMENT/PARIS HOUSING SCAMWATCH ANTISPAM. This site is devoted to the '419' scam - named after Section 419 of the Nigerian Criminal Code. [Some people write back just to waste the scammers' time. Some say "I was almost fooled till I saw this site." A handful say "couldn't mine be 'real'? a phony investor SOMEONE'S LIFE IS ON THE LINE HERE - Lou receives a Lad's confession - surprising conversation with a scammer MAY THE FARCE BE WITH YOU II - Tossov senses a disturbance in the force - in Guangdong (updated) CASH ONLY - Raynaz vs phony Hong Kong banker YUSAPLONKA (EAST OF WOTTAWANKA) - from the Tossov archives, another Chinese manufacturer of random stuff SAVING CAPTAIN WHITE - Roscoe & Cammy White versus an imaginary orphan - now with extra lolcats!